Ya’ll probably do squats to have nice butts and quads

I do squats to put your girl on my shoulders

My attempt at headstands

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one time I liked my own photo just to get double digits for likes

My friend has hoes in all different area codes

and I’m sitting over here like

I can’t even find one in my own area code

Everyone this is the first cross-breed of a human and a sharpei. Just look at the resemblance. 

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dubstealth:

Tumblr Valentine; who wants to be mine?

No one? Okay! 

its that time of year again…

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Wow Disney gets around. You fucking whore

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Did you all know they injected truth serum into shakira just to find out that indeed her hips do not lie.

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That awkward moment when Canada’s gun laws are probably less strict than the ones Obama proposed

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I DONT EVEN KNOW

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Remember when I was hot?

Yeah, me niether

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Can someone just donate gym equipment to me so I can workout at home naked?

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ennjey:

i really need to find better things to do with my time…

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guceubcuesu:

trolling oldies

O M G

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I am expecting by after next week to see all the new years resolution faces at the gym slip away.

Then I will have the gym all to myself again. 

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