Enter the mind of a Jedi

lusteens: p0kemina: I’m having an asthma attack omg this is...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:30:46 -0400

lusteens:

p0kemina:

I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect

one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious

LMFAOOOOO

spykids5: im having an out of body experience O M G

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:40:32 -0400

spykids5:

im having an out of body experience

O M G

Im going to NYC the week of June 2nd. Who am I going to see there?

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:49:18 -0400

Im going to NYC the week of June 2nd. Who am I going to see there?

roberteugenebradley: bestrooftalkever: coolstoryrob: meeeeeeee...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:22:31 -0400

roberteugenebradley:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

Today has been great. We can all go to bed, the day is finished.

Ya’ll probably do squats to have nice butts and quads I do squats to put your girl on my...

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:46:27 -0400

Ya’ll probably do squats to have nice butts and quads

I do squats to put your girl on my shoulders

My attempt at headstands

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:28:30 -0400

My attempt at headstands

afrogrrrlxvx: Omg The meow one had me cryinnnnnn

Sat, 04 May 2013 00:35:07 -0400

afrogrrrlxvx:

Omg

The meow one had me cryinnnnnn

Girl: Guys usually just want me for sex

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:14:00 -0400

Girl: Guys usually just want me for sex
Me: Sex is overrated
Me: I enjoy the finer things in life
Me: Like blowjobs

youngheartoldmind: diamond-fresh: sueheartsyou: WITCHCRAFT He...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:58:04 -0400

youngheartoldmind:

diamond-fresh:

sueheartsyou:

WITCHCRAFT

He’s a fucking superhuman lol

HE JUST FUCKING LAYS THERE

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:55:43 -0400

HE JUST FUCKING LAYS THERE

one time I liked my own photo just to get double digits for likes

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:21:19 -0400

one time I liked my own photo just to get double digits for likes

the-midnight-rambler: angwomon: FUCK YOU BRIAN you piece of...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:35:41 -0400

the-midnight-rambler:

angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

you piece of shit. do you want to go back to jail?

I DIDNT MEAN TO HAVE YOU

omg

obviously thrilled to be at the library studying at 1am…

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 01:12:14 -0400

obviously thrilled to be at the library studying at 1am…

tyleroakley: How sweet the sound. HAHAHAHAHAHH

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:18:14 -0400

tyleroakley:

How sweet the sound.

HAHAHAHAHAHH

Thank you so much on you last post, people always tend to blame my faith whenever something devastating happens like the Boston bombing and it needs to stop. We honestly need more people like you in this world, thanks again.

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 23:09:33 -0400

I wish there were more people that shared my opinion as well because its just not right how muslims get treated. Even when people joke about bombing and terrorist around muslims they don’t realize that it truly is offensive.

If anyone I know tries to pin the Boston attack on muslims before we know the facts, I will no...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 22:20:23 -0400

If anyone I know tries to pin the Boston attack on muslims before we know the facts, I will no longer be your friend. I am not muslim but I do not support how the muslim community has been treated the past decade because of the actions of a few radicalist.

ennjey: WHY DO CATS AND DOGS LOSE ALL COORDINATION WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THEIR FEET I felt...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:39:08 -0400

ennjey:

WHY DO CATS AND DOGS LOSE ALL COORDINATION WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THEIR FEET

I felt this gif had to be added

dead-provocative-bro: zenami: SometimesYou try so hard to take...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 01:07:25 -0400

dead-provocative-bro:

zenami:

Sometimes
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourself

These feels

Ok so theres a gay guy in the house I’m living in next year. And he’s making gay jokes...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 19:43:59 -0400

Ok so theres a gay guy in the house I’m living in next year. And he’s making gay jokes and its too much to handle because he’s making a joke but you know he’d actually do what he’s joking about and I cant breathe.

elizabethopoly: Watch the gifs and press play I’VE WAITED...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 19:41:20 -0400

elizabethopoly:

Watch the gifs and press play

I’VE WAITED FOR THIS FOR A YEAR. A YEAR.

this couldnt be more perfect