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Im going to NYC the week of June 2nd. Who am I going to see there?
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
but idk
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
Today has been great. We can all go to bed, the day is finished.
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Ya’ll probably do squats to have nice butts and quads
I do squats to put your girl on my shoulders
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WITCHCRAFT
He’s a fucking superhuman lol
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HE JUST FUCKING LAYS THERE
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one time I liked my own photo just to get double digits for likes
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obviously thrilled to be at the library studying at 1am…
How sweet the sound.
HAHAHAHAHAHH
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abovemyflaws asked: Thank you so much on you last post, people always tend to blame my faith whenever something devastating happens like the Boston bombing and it needs to stop. We honestly need more people like you in this world, thanks again.
I wish there were more people that shared my opinion as well because its just not right how muslims get treated. Even when people joke about bombing and terrorist around muslims they don’t realize that it truly is offensive.
