May 2013
7 posts
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May 19th
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May 18th
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Im going to NYC the week of June 2nd. Who am I going to see there?
May 15th
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May 13th
162,053 notes
6 tags
Ya’ll probably do squats to have nice butts and quads I do squats to put your girl on my shoulders
May 10th
4 notes
6 tags
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My attempt at headstands
May 4th
1 note
4 tags
May 4th
56,274 notes
April 2013
20 posts
5 tags
Girl: Guys usually just want me for sex
Me: Sex is overrated
Me: I enjoy the finer things in life
Me: Like blowjobs
Apr 30th
2 notes
3 tags
Apr 29th
247,416 notes
2 tags
Apr 28th
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one time I liked my own photo just to get double digits for likes
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
301,325 notes
4 tags
Apr 23rd
3 notes
Apr 19th
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abovemyflaws asked: Thank you so much on you last post, people always tend to blame my faith whenever something devastating happens like the Boston bombing and it needs to stop. We honestly need more people like you in this world, thanks again.
Apr 16th
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If anyone I know tries to pin the Boston attack on muslims before we know the facts, I will no longer be your friend. I am not muslim but I do not support how the muslim community has been treated the past decade because of the actions of a few radicalist.
Apr 16th
13 notes
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ennjey: WHY DO CATS AND DOGS LOSE ALL COORDINATION WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THEIR FEET I felt this gif had to be added
Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
183,315 notes
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Ok so theres a gay guy in the house I’m living in next year. And he’s making gay jokes and its too much to handle because he’s making a joke but you know he’d actually do what he’s joking about and I cant breathe.
Apr 10th
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Listenelizabethopoly: Watch the gifs and press play ...
Apr 10th
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3 tags
Apr 10th
7 notes
Apr 9th
31,245 notes
2 tags
Oh I was told to sell my body today. How much should I charge?
Apr 8th
2 notes
1 tag
Whenever I see a hot or pretty girl I automatically assume she has a bf so I don’t even attempt to talk to them on any other level than a casual convo because whats the chances that they aren’t taken right?
Apr 8th
Apr 8th
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Apr 5th
8 notes
convinced my friend that I got a girl pregnant.  this aprils fools day has only just begun hahahahhahahah
Apr 1st
March 2013
19 posts
5 tags
I had to switch up my diet from eating junk food to healthy food so that people would stop getting jealous of my workout results.
Mar 31st
1 note
2 tags
“That’s too much bacon!”
– No one, ever. (via chillarybanks)
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
65,608 notes
6 tags
Mar 27th
13 notes
2 tags
Are veins that pop out along your lower abs gross?
Mar 26th
1 note
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My friend has hoes in all different area codes and I’m sitting over here like I can’t even find one in my own area code
Mar 25th
6 notes
Mar 22nd
320,746 notes
4 tags
People be taking pics sucking their stomach in screaming “PROGRESS”
Mar 22nd
4 tags
If you ask me to participate in the harlem shake. I will harlem shake the shit out of you.
Mar 20th
4 notes
When you see someone do math without a...
sodamnrelatable: hahaha I swear this is the reaction people give me all the time when I do math in my head real fast.
Mar 19th
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Mar 15th
319,875 notes
5 tags
Mar 13th
5 notes
sashagreystoilet: call mah dick trignometry cuz its hard So if you called it calculus you’d be called viagara?
Mar 13th
4,290 notes
4 tags
Mar 10th
6 notes
Mar 10th
112,385 notes
5 tags
Mar 9th
2 notes
3 tags
Mar 9th
94,883 notes
5 tags
I wish people would follow me for my blog not my body
Mar 5th
4 notes
2 tags
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foodnun: iconic I’ll have what hes having
Mar 2nd
236,777 notes
6 tags
Mar 1st
5 notes
February 2013
54 posts
4 tags
Feb 27th
23,576 notes
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
43,910 notes